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Name: Tapas
Country: India
Metro: Mumbai
Birthday: 9/13/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: music, sports, books, keyboard, Coffee...blah.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Engineering


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Thursday, December 03, 2009

The wanderer's dream

Over the rainbow, far far away, there lived a friendly goblin. His job was to grant wishes to the little children who would wish upon the rainbow, and oh, was he busy! The one day, the red dragon came and he cast a spell on all the skies, the spell would stop the formation of rainbows and the friendly goblin was helpless.
 
And so the little kids wished and wished that they could see a rainbow, but alas, there was no more colour in the sky. It was in this dark depressing hour that our hero Pintoo had the dream. A little crow swooped into his head, it whispered, "Go find Aladdin's magic lamp, and ask the genie to fix everything".. So Pintoo set out with nothing more than a sac, a days ration of food, a five star bar and 3 days of water. He had no idea what this journey would bring him across. And so he walked and walked. And ate the five star within the hour. Then he realized he missed the chocolate, so he walked back. On his way back he tripped and fell. The dragon saw this and laughed so hard, it chocked and died. All was well Pintoo saved the day.
 
So the crow was annoyed. This time it flew to Tapsi's house and whispered in her ear, the exact same message. Pintoo was clearly useless. So Tapsi put on her ninja suit and set out, only the message to her was to eliminate Pintoo. The crow was part of a secret syndicate to kill all the heros of humanity.And so he specifically told her that TAPAS CHITRE was harmless and to leave him alone if she came across him. So she set out to find Pintoo, but she could not understand why the crow told her about Tapas. She was curious, she had to know. What was that odd feeling in her stomach everytime his name came up. (Butterflies? Maybe she liked him secretly) Anyway, she ignored that bit and went ahead. On the way she ran into the goblin, only, she saw Tapas next to him and decided he could handle the mournful goblin.
 
The crow was in fact, very very smart. The only way to fix the rainbow curse was if Tapas and Tapsi got together. He had hoped that by reverse psychology, Tapsi would want to find Tapas, and then the inevitable would happen. He had sent Pintoo off on a wild goose chase because Pintoo liked Tapsi, but it would only hamper the ways of fate if they got together. It was funny, it was like firecrackers. Loud senseless but fun. They goblin saw it, they saw it, Tapsi shyed, Tapas wanted to be cool and walked in style. He tripped and fell. He did that often.
 
Now with Pintoo out of the way, Tapsi and Tapas were free to date, but Tapsi was too shy to talk to him. The crow was at his wits end!
 
So the crow flew out of the blue and poked Tapas in the eye. Tapsi screamed in agony and ran to help him. The goblin had seen the crow put on a fake beak, so he winked at the crow and slunk away. Tapas was about to say he didn't get hurt, but he was loving the attention. It was against his normal senses to let it happen, but she was something else. he couldn't resist. He pretended to be hurt. When she blew in his eyes music played in his head. (That was mostly because he was daft, but we'll leave that be) He wasn't quite ready to jump off the cliff just yet, but he was definitely geting there. All he needed was a push. She realised that and pushed him. He fell off the cliff and into the river. he was knocked out. He woke up 3 days later 1000 miles away and with no memory of his own.What he didnt know was that Tapsi, in her grief, had jumped after him and had also landed up next to him, afloat, with no memory.
 
The crow committed suicide by swallowing a rock. 
 
THE END - Moral of the story - don't push people off a cliff :D If you do, don't jump after them - instead, run away and hide from the cops. Or blame it on michael jackson
 
P.S. Turns out the crow was delusional. There was no rainbow just because the sun hadn't come out. So all was well. 
 
P.P.S - Turns out the kids were delusional as well. There wasn't a crow or a dragon or other people either, it was all imagination of the stupid ant people. Ant people tend to annoy me these days.
 
P.P.P.S - 50 percent of the authors of this shit were sleepy when they wrote this. The other 50 percent were in office.
 


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

18th november - 25th november

omg!

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Time is the glue of your broken jigsaw. You only need to place the pieces, life puts them together.


Friday, November 13, 2009

And a faceless nameless one dies.

#^@#$&^@$@#&^!#%*!@#$!@$^&!#@$!$!#&^)*&I@$#@&!@#%$

Gimme a day. I'll be ok.


Monday, November 09, 2009

Time Capsule

Its been 4 years and nothing has changed!

Happy anniversary my lou.

*he took a bow, took her hand in his, they danced, it was the best dance they had ever had. - careless whisper?

Currently
Steal This Album
By System of a Down
Roulette
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

My notes

I always have a notepad on my desktop. Its titled T.txt, it contains all the random stuff i feel like keeping. This i decide to post today, right after a conversation i had with a colleague. The contents are as follows.

 

if critical +EDP
str 7x-8x
agi 7x-8x
vit 4x-5x
dex 1x-2x
luk 5x-7x

balni 9867214519

9322407692 neeyaz

500+62+67 = 629 + 62 = 691

527

Limericks:

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
I am bored
and so are you
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Wait, wait for an address we shall
While the clock ticks and the autumn leaves fall
one after another we feed them in
for a dream lost, a journey we begin.

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Little cows walking on roads
followed by ugly little toads
thats what they do when they are utterly bored
like brother and brother making a horde

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Now we enter Dr. Varkey
thin tall and kinda larkey
in the OT he is skilled
on the table, he has, very few killed.
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Black crows, blowing wind away,
fighting the sun, dying a little everyday.
Each day a war, each moment a battle,
a strugle so dangerous, our world it'll rattle.
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at the table the two of us sat
talking about a big fat cat
laughing and giggling like little children
waiting to go home to eat a hen.
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i was sitting at home, with the book i took
wondering what was for dinner, my wife did cook
should i not peek or should i look
to spoil a suprise by crook or by hook.


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Garud Maache - 20th NOV - 23rd Nov --> 20 Lakhs
Euro PCR - Enq + booking.
Call Rafael (check consignment + status update Chile and others..)

Marco zarelli - > Free sale Appoostile.

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<<<<<< -----  what dumb fucks no? Completely. I like talking on notepad, its far more elegant than talking.

 

 

 

 

Also, I like the title and the song.

Currently
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
By Foo Fighters
The Pretender
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