| Over the rainbow, far far away, there lived a friendly goblin. His job was to grant wishes to the little children who would wish upon the rainbow, and oh, was he busy! The one day, the red dragon came and he cast a spell on all the skies, the spell would stop the formation of rainbows and the friendly goblin was helpless. And so the little kids wished and wished that they could see a rainbow, but alas, there was no more colour in the sky. It was in this dark depressing hour that our hero Pintoo had the dream. A little crow swooped into his head, it whispered, "Go find Aladdin's magic lamp, and ask the genie to fix everything".. So Pintoo set out with nothing more than a sac, a days ration of food, a five star bar and 3 days of water. He had no idea what this journey would bring him across. And so he walked and walked. And ate the five star within the hour. Then he realized he missed the chocolate, so he walked back. On his way back he tripped and fell. The dragon saw this and laughed so hard, it chocked and died. All was well Pintoo saved the day. So the crow was annoyed. This time it flew to Tapsi's house and whispered in her ear, the exact same message. Pintoo was clearly useless. So Tapsi put on her ninja suit and set out, only the message to her was to eliminate Pintoo. The crow was part of a secret syndicate to kill all the heros of humanity.And so he specifically told her that TAPAS CHITRE was harmless and to leave him alone if she came across him. So she set out to find Pintoo, but she could not understand why the crow told her about Tapas. She was curious, she had to know. What was that odd feeling in her stomach everytime his name came up. (Butterflies? Maybe she liked him secretly) Anyway, she ignored that bit and went ahead. On the way she ran into the goblin, only, she saw Tapas next to him and decided he could handle the mournful goblin. The crow was in fact, very very smart. The only way to fix the rainbow curse was if Tapas and Tapsi got together. He had hoped that by reverse psychology, Tapsi would want to find Tapas, and then the inevitable would happen. He had sent Pintoo off on a wild goose chase because Pintoo liked Tapsi, but it would only hamper the ways of fate if they got together. It was funny, it was like firecrackers. Loud senseless but fun. They goblin saw it, they saw it, Tapsi shyed, Tapas wanted to be cool and walked in style. He tripped and fell. He did that often. Now with Pintoo out of the way, Tapsi and Tapas were free to date, but Tapsi was too shy to talk to him. The crow was at his wits end! So the crow flew out of the blue and poked Tapas in the eye. Tapsi screamed in agony and ran to help him. The goblin had seen the crow put on a fake beak, so he winked at the crow and slunk away. Tapas was about to say he didn't get hurt, but he was loving the attention. It was against his normal senses to let it happen, but she was something else. he couldn't resist. He pretended to be hurt. When she blew in his eyes music played in his head. (That was mostly because he was daft, but we'll leave that be) He wasn't quite ready to jump off the cliff just yet, but he was definitely geting there. All he needed was a push. She realised that and pushed him. He fell off the cliff and into the river. he was knocked out. He woke up 3 days later 1000 miles away and with no memory of his own.What he didnt know was that Tapsi, in her grief, had jumped after him and had also landed up next to him, afloat, with no memory. The crow committed suicide by swallowing a rock. THE END - Moral of the story - don't push people off a cliff :D If you do, don't jump after them - instead, run away and hide from the cops. Or blame it on michael jackson P.S. Turns out the crow was delusional. There was no rainbow just because the sun hadn't come out. So all was well. P.P.S - Turns out the kids were delusional as well. There wasn't a crow or a dragon or other people either, it was all imagination of the stupid ant people. Ant people tend to annoy me these days. P.P.P.S - 50 percent of the authors of this shit were sleepy when they wrote this. The other 50 percent were in office. |
